jimmy, your last post was so depressing, and i care about you, so, i thought i'd let in on the ground floor of something B-I-G. jimmy, i was taking a stroll around outside your house and i found this perfectly good squirrel cap near the road. It was a little dirty, but i cleaned it off and...what do you think? Pretty sharp, no? I think it makes me look rather dashing. I can't believe someone threw it out. Must have been a prototype? anyway, i think this may have been a bit of kismet, as even though i've never seen a squirrel wear a hat, when I found this beauty, I said to myself, what else could this be? It fits perfectly, and now, it has gotten my business juices flowing...i think squirrrel hats are ready to make a big fashion comeback - and i want to be the guy to sell you one. Sure, i got a warehouse full of unsold "free the squirrel" mugs and t-shirts, but I have a real good feeling about this idea. find a manufacturer. raise some capital. squirrel caps. B-I-N-G-O. ground floor, jimmy- it's not everyday something like this falls in your lap.
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