Monday, June 6, 2011

R-E-S-E-A-R-C-H

Screw off, jimmy. I read your latest crap on the doorstep of humanity, jimmywrites – Garbage Day . All lie-based innuendo. I am fine. What you saw, was me doing research for a new movie, or book, or mixed-media decoupage I am working on. A book, or movie, or a mixed-media decoupage, about how when a squirrel is on the "good" side of a drinking situation, he feels like everything is possible, and he is who he wants to be, and then that squirrel sleeps it off, and he wakes up sober, and when he is sober, it turns out he is the same pathetic schmuck he was before he started drinking the last time. And maybe one morning, regardless of the scheduled pick-up day, he musters up the initiative to take out the garbage...and that is the research I have been doing. It takes time and dedication. Art. Screw you, jimmy.