This weekend i got an email from jimmy.  Lucky me.  Jimmy writes..."hey squirrel, I don't think you should use the phrase, "god thinks you suck."  I think it has been used before and you should be better than using a tired phrase.  I suggest you change it to, "god thinks you're defective.""
Well gee, isn't that special for jimmy to comment on my post?  jimmy, I have some advice for you, "screw off."

open letter, regarding the firing of a beloved national treasure:

Dear Spineless School Board Administrators responsible for my ouster,

Every day I do not write, and teach what I have written, the world gets dumber. Shame on you. God thinks you suck.

-Squirrel

terminated

Downside of non-union teaching job - fired yesterday by spineless administrators for calling students "a sea of knobby heads" in public blog. Upside of being fired - unemployment checks.

What I did last summer...none of your business

Let me catch you up on what I have been doing: avoiding everything. I wanted/needed the summer off. Off. But, I was out of money. So, I decided to be a teacher. I figured I fit the profile. I need a job, I want summer off. Teacher. I took the job. Well, summer ended. Fast forward to November 1st, I had already started my job as a literature teacher and I was sitting at the head of the classroom, and I had given the students one of my blog posts (the only literature worth the description) to read...and as I sat in that silent classroom today, staring out at the sea of little knobby heads that pass for a generation, the only noise I could hear was the large classroom clock. Tick Tock. It spoke to me with every lunge of the second hand. One - tick - more - tock - second - tick - gone - tock - forever. One - more - second - gone - forever. One - more.