i'm working on a lot of things, and this is just one

i am a song writer. this is a song...to the tune of the "star-spangled banner"...

baby, i've got a two-lane heart,
do-wah,
a one-way wiener,
uh-ha,
and a do-not-enter anus,
sho-be-do,
baby,
sho-be do.