nobody knows the troubles i can't see

my apartment is infested with ghosts. they're like frickin' termites around here. poltergeists - playful pain in my furry ass. i gotta move. most of my ex-wife's dead relatives are living here with me now. be gone. shoo. go to the goddarn light already. maybe if I can convince them it's the light from a walmart or a motel 6, then they'll go to the light. go to the light.