"little arse monkey" could be a compliment, right? it probably wasn't, but why get hung up on details? feck it, i'm irish!

whoa, passed out already. i woke up and grabbed my cell to text this before i forgot what a prophet said to me about 20 minutes, or so, ago, "fer chrissakes ye plonker, that's a sippin' whiskey...shite almighty." i'm going back in.