god-damn-it

This is just bullshit, I can't even finish a thought. You don't want to know how I had to "earn" an extra 5 minutes of internet time in the same day; however, let me at least say, I have new bald spot. If you can avoid prison, I suggest you do so. Anyway, my new slogan - thanks to some pro-bono work from an advertising agency in New-FunKing-York (pretty cool huh? - they like the weather thing I guess) - is "I write crap for idiots." Let that tumble around in your gall-bladder for a while and see if you pass it. I'll tell you right now, I love it. I think this whole thing is turning arou