scan this

This is a QR code. Scan it with your smart phone. It says something clever. I was sitting around (actually hanging around for dear life in this wind) my leaf bundle in the sky, waiting for mrs. pain-in-my-butthole to send me proof of fatherhood and I came up with what I thought would be a catchy little QR code I could print on t-shirts for like-minded men-about-town. You know, it is kind of about my situation, which I am sure a lot you share, but yet not specific to me, so you can wear it too. $20 each. Whatever size you want. Send me some money. Send it to jimmy's house - I check his mail anyway and the post office stopped delivering to my house, because they say I don't have an address, which I think is a federal crime on their part, but anyway, to hell with them, send it to jimmy's house, but make the check out to Squirrelwrites. If you don't get the shirt in a reasonable amount of time, don't worry, it's on the the way.