in the hanger or on the launch pad, does it really matter?

I think i am going to get a colonoscopy.  Stuff just isn't working right.  I don't know if that is covered by my healthcare insurance, but since I don't have any healthcare insurance, I don't think it is, pretty sure it isn't.  The guy in the underwear ad I posted, you know the one, well, his boyfriend called me and told me that the guy in the underwear ad wanted to re-connect with his daddy and make the family whole again. I said good for him and him, get your hand off my wallet...bloodsuckers.  All of me is shrinking.  How am I going to get that colonoscopy?  I think that is what I need, maybe it is the prostate check thing - I'm not sure, finger or camera, something alien will soon be in area 51.