nightmare on poop street...or, living next to jimmy, welcome to the neighborhood

Unfortunately, I have seen more than my fair share of varied-species turds in my time on this planet, and this is THE most frightening poop I have ever encountered. jimmy's dog left it on my freshly shoveled deck. Last night, she (jimmy's hellhound) glared at me, with her fire-red devil eyes reflecting my porch light, while she dropped it.  It is certainly satanic, possibly apocalyptic, definitely unneighborly.  I'm scared. You might consider seeking peace with your God too.