I want to be more than a biological urge. I want to stop thinking about my sexuality. It is an immense task. Maybe you can help.
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Squirrel, Why stop thinking about your sexuality? It defines who you are. It is what makes you truly special. It also makes Jimmy jealous. Celebrate that which is large and wonderful.
Dearest Squirrel, Spurred and inspired by a Hostess Cupcake, I felt compelled to tell you that Jimmy has lots of cupcakes and one would hope he would share with you. If Jimmy doesn't share, perhaps you might consider gathering some nuts for the winter... I think you catch my drift.
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Squirrel,
Why stop thinking about your sexuality? It defines who you are. It is what makes you truly special. It also makes Jimmy jealous. Celebrate that which is large and wonderful.
Dearest Squirrel,
Spurred and inspired by a Hostess Cupcake, I felt compelled to tell you that Jimmy has lots of cupcakes and one would hope he would share with you. If Jimmy doesn't share, perhaps you might consider gathering some nuts for the winter... I think you catch my drift.
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