I had given up on this blog.  More about that in tomorrow's post.  You all disgust me.  And I was going to be happy forever in my own hatred of you, quiet and unshared.  But then I got an email, from jimmy the wanker, of course.  He says he was worried about me and that there were pictures circulating on the internet.  Pictures that indicated I died in North Korea.  Granted, this is how I should be remembered when that fateful day arrives, but this is photoshopped crap.  I really am handsome though, big, and hard to deny.  Anyway, prepare to get smarter, tomorrow I address ignorance and stupidity.  jimmy... yoohoo... knock, knock.