Saturday, May 2, 2009

re: eye ball on jimmywrites 2May2009

Open letter to jimmy -
Dude, I think I pushed you a little hard. you are kind of a simple fellow (and I mean that in a charming, endearing "country" way, not in a "you are dumb hillbilly" way). Your last post about a rubber eye ball (
http://www.jimmywrites.blogspot.com/) watching you was just a little goofy (and a lot crazy), and I blame myself, I engaged you in a war of words, and you ended up blistered by adjectives, broken by adverbs, and bloodied with expletives. You, jimmy, are a beaten man, and I am sorry. It was never much of a match, I should have seen that. That eye ball is not watching you. The only thing watching you, is me. and about that, count your blessings, I do have your best interests at heart, and I do have a heart. Trust me, jimmy. Trust me.
Your pal,
Squirrel

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