Look, I have a few items I need to take out of the nut jar - in reverse order of importance...number one - I'm not a salessquirrel, but not one single offer on my house? to hell with all of you. number two - jimmy's still crazy, I have not mentioned his blog, because I really think he should not be encouraged, but I want my loyal readers to know that jimmy has lawyers trying to shut me down as I type...I am not allowed to discuss the case, but let me just say this about jimmy -"putz." number three -I recognize that not everybody hates Hostas (pictured above), but I do. I took this picture right before I peed on them, I know it won't hurt them though, they cannot be destroyed, they take up valuable nut growing real estate. I hate them. number four - I had no idea my wife's friends read this blog...I have no interest your sister, baby, you are my number one, it was what we bloggers call, poetic license, she means nothing to me... i mean there is nothing wrong with her, she is nice, but she is not you, you saw the photo, she really needs to lose some weight, and your fleas, well, let me just say...you have the good kind. baby, sweetheart, there isn't a bushier tail than yours anywhere. i wrote that sister-in-law stuff to be funny for the blog, baby, it was just for the blog, you understand, I love you baby...somebody please buy my house, soon, very soon.
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