squirrel chaser

The face of evil.

re: eye ball on jimmywrites 2May2009

Open letter to jimmy -
Dude, I think I pushed you a little hard. you are kind of a simple fellow (and I mean that in a charming, endearing "country" way, not in a "you are dumb hillbilly" way). Your last post about a rubber eye ball (http://www.jimmywrites.blogspot.com/) watching you was just a little goofy (and a lot crazy), and I blame myself, I engaged you in a war of words, and you ended up blistered by adjectives, broken by adverbs, and bloodied with expletives. You, jimmy, are a beaten man, and I am sorry. It was never much of a match, I should have seen that. That eye ball is not watching you. The only thing watching you, is me. and about that, count your blessings, I do have your best interests at heart, and I do have a heart. Trust me, jimmy. Trust me.
Your pal,
Squirrel

love poem

your gentle curves bring me back, keep me in, and never let me go
my love for you brings me back, keeps me in, and never lets go
my thoughts bring me back, keep me in, and never leave you, cashew