Oh, some genius read it on the internet...

I am tired.  Look, jimmy, quit calling my apartment.  I don't care if one of your pals "looked it up on the internet" and doesn't believe squirrels hibernate. Quit leaving messages, to that effect, on my machine. I AM hibernating.  I feel compelled to remind you that, statistically speaking, half of all you people are even dumber than the average idiot. Leave me alone. Right now I am drinking some warm milk, and TRYING to get back to sleep and ready for Spring. If I need to spell it out for you, that means a little down-time to recharge the XY mojo factory. Unlike Mrs. jimmy, come Spring, my lady friends will not need to become accustomed to disappointment.  Google that, jimbo.