5 favorite nuts/seeds

1. Hickory Nuts - fresh from my tree ($3.5mil)
2. Cashews
3. Sunflower seeds
4. Pumpkin seeds
5. Macadamia nuts
I work on this list every morning, take a sanity check at lunch, with a review before bed. I welcome serious comment.

sand

I pee here. and here. HAHAHA

the truth

with imbeciles like jimmy controlling information and therefore, public sentiment, about squirrels, i was afraid that if i didn't take a stand (and that is why i started this blog), it will be considered OK to believe the jimmy spewed lies which reinforce the stereotype that all squirrels do is get high and screw. listen, the following is a typical day for me - take a leak, get a drink, hang out, check on my mates, hang out, take a nap, take a leak, get a drink, get a little crazy, maybe chew some weed, hang out, take a longer nap, get out of bed, take a leak, get a drink, maybe chew some weed, check my email, write my blog, check that moron jimmywrites blog (just to keep up on idiot logic), take a leak, call my lady, and see where that takes me...not exactly "get high and screw," is it, jimmy? blammo jimmy, right in your bread basket. hey jimmy, do you have a bread basket? with bread, in the basket?

lunch

I ate this. It was good. HAHAHA.

my house

this is a picture of my house, it is raining today so i am stuck inside of it, imagine me in there right now waving to you (or if you are jimmywrites and you are reading this - imagine me giving you the finger right now). anyway, this was taken by the real estate agent when i was going to sell a while ago, but right now, nothing is moving in my neighborhood, and you can see, i've got the best place, by far, in the neighborhood - that's what i get for moving to Hillbillyville, USA. anyway, i'm waiting out the market, for now, but if any of you are interested, the place is immaculate - but the Chagall is not included in the asking price. $3.5 million. email offers to: bignuts@hugmymonkey.com

mr. yellowhead

this is a friend of mine, he always listens to me when i just have a bunch of crap i gotta unload on somebody, he's always there for me, winter, summer, rain, snow, heat, fog, drizzle, sleet, snain, you get the idea...he's my guy, and i just wanted him to get a little love, for the lotta love he gives.

REBUTTAL to JIMMYWRITES

Recently, I had the misfortune to read an unfortunately typical piece of ethnocentric tripe titled "Squirrel Physics" at http://jimmywrites.blogspot.com/2009/04/squirrel-physics.html - Here is my answer to that:
Why are the only two choices, moron or thrill seeker? How about this choice: mildly disabled hard working citizen who needed to get home to his family on the other side of the street while attempting to avoid car-driving idiots who spend time trying to write their lame blogs rather than paying attention to the road. jimmy is a self-absorbed pox on the community, and he better hope I never meet up with him because I will be all over him like a mushroom cloud over a desert test site in the 1950's... By the way, is anyone interested in a good price on a signed Marc Chagall lithograph? I'm thinking of replacing it with an original. Go to hell, jimmy.