This weekend i got an email from jimmy.  Lucky me.  Jimmy writes..."hey squirrel, I don't think you should use the phrase, "god thinks you suck."  I think it has been used before and you should be better than using a tired phrase.  I suggest you change it to, "god thinks you're defective.""
Well gee, isn't that special for jimmy to comment on my post?  jimmy, I have some advice for you, "screw off."

open letter, regarding the firing of a beloved national treasure:

Dear Spineless School Board Administrators responsible for my ouster,

Every day I do not write, and teach what I have written, the world gets dumber. Shame on you. God thinks you suck.

-Squirrel

terminated

Downside of non-union teaching job - fired yesterday by spineless administrators for calling students "a sea of knobby heads" in public blog. Upside of being fired - unemployment checks.