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The FCC (Federal Communications Commission) is issuing the following statement: Squirrelwrites' blogposts have been taken down. Squirrel is guilty of a "wardrobe malfunction/oversight" in his last post. Regretfully, Squirrel has willfully violated community decency standards and had only this to say at his arraignment..."Thank you for making the star fairly large." end quote.
I am reduced to hiding from librarians and eating dumpster crackers. jimmy, I've got something special just for you, please check the photo. yes, for you.
Well, if the world wasn't already taking a good long piss on yours truly, here it is, the last straw - kicked out of my house, and to add insult, the bankers spraypainted the Foreclosed notice on my Chagall and posted it. Right now I am hiding out in the bushes outside the library using their wifi to update you on being kicked out of my casa de squirrel. My old lady left me (and is pregnant) without a forwarding address. My own father had me served with a restraining order - I can't contact my mom in any way unless I want to also contact a judge and live in a have-a-heart. Mommy! Make no mistake, this is all jimmy's fault. grrr...jimmy.
