Vacate Iowa!?

So, I decide I need a little r&r. So, I decide i will head out for a little vay-cay (tion). For inspiration, I type "vacation" into google, and my auto-correct comes up with "vacate iowa" and next thing I know,  I'm booked for two nights in god-forsaken wis-flippin-consin. So, i arrive at the hotel, and the urinals are ridiculously high...has anyone else encountered this?

As opposed to speeding up?

I was retired from this blog. But then I see something like this photo and I just want to cry, and then scream into someone's brain hole. "Road kill" is murder, not "oops".

Hibernation Journal 2013 - Entry #2

Just smile.