i'm working on a lot of things, and this is just one

i am a song writer. this is a song...to the tune of the "star-spangled banner"...

baby, i've got a two-lane heart,
do-wah,
a one-way wiener,
uh-ha,
and a do-not-enter anus,
sho-be-do,
baby,
sho-be do.

I could make a list, but let's see how long it takes her to fix this, before I waste any more of my time on improving her

You know what I don't like about my girlfriend? Every damn thing.

dingly?

OMG this is priceless... jimmywrites 28FEB2011. Your pointless ramblings have only become more pointless since you last posted, who knew that "more pointless" was even possible? Me! Because I believed in you jimmy. You are back, and so am I. Thank you jimmy. And, BTW, I can see in your backyard and you are not building a rocket...jimmywrites 1MAR2011. So is that your attempt at metaphor? You brilliant wart. And I was going to make fun of your tax trouble, but I had a bit of that myself, so...how about we start from there? A new beginning from common ground. A new beginning. All this love in the air makes me feel tingly in my dingly. WooHoo! Welcome back jimmy.