Rioting is not yet called for...

Election 2016 update - Special Urgent Message from Squirrel 11NOV2016 -  "I have no intentions of conceding nor accepting the office of president of the united states until all ballots are counted, and they aren't, yet counted...the ballots that is. Hail to the chief. Is it noon yet?"

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"Hey, what about Sergeant Squirrel?"

jimmy, you are really freaking me out.  We don't agree on much, but I am all in on this one.  Ghosts. Yes, I've seen them and it's time to get rid of 'em.  Last year, at just this time of year, a cowboy was walking up my driveway and then vanished into thin air.  A spirit bending from light into dark. Gone. A freakin' COWBOY.  What the hell is that?  Anyway, that is far from my only brush with the infernal netherworlds, that is just all I care to write about right now; but let me tell you this - I've noticed a fat-buttload of freaky supernatural stuff happens around Easter.  Nothing weird ever goes down on Halloween; I think Halloween is just more government slight-of-hand to amuse the masses and throw us off of the real paranormal circus/freak-show around the Ascension date. Thanks for reminding me jimmy. I am fed up. This Good Friday/Easter/Passover weekend, I am setting up my weatherproof, battery operated, motion-actived, night-vision, nanny-recording-spycam (don't ask, and it's not creepy or illegal (in Cambodia)) and I will use it to catch any phantasms, poltergeists, specters, apparitions, etc. and/or related general funny business - in the act.  I'll set the sensitivity to "very".  I'll report back with any photos after the weekend.  Stay tuned.  This has to work.  Step one, I.D. the "perps".  I'm on it.  Begone Spooks!  Underworld demons, slack-jawed trolls and ogres, you messed with the wrong rodent.  This Squirrel is gonna ride your asses straight into the jaws of hell!  Like Major Kong riding the bomb in "Dr. Strangelove" - Aaahooooo!